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fkmtconfessions:

submitted by anon

faustianhierophant:

A Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel wearing an acorn top as a hat.

metaknightfucker64:

good morning america :)

Fuck you

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

kill-whitepeople:

people are getting quite mad about this but like…is arresting anyone that enjoys the big bang theory really that bad of an idea?

ladygolem:

finally

Anonymous:
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DELETE A SKKYRIM FILE??? And how far was your brother in the game??? Maybe theres still hope for you

nefferpitou:

I WAS TRYING TO FREE UP SPACE ON MY PLAYSTATION AND I WAS GONNA DELETE MY FILE BC I NEVER PLAY SKYRIM ANYMORE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HIS TOO

and he’s had the game since it came out i drove him to the midnight release HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nefferpitou:

Emergency kickstarter for me to leave the country before my brother gets home from work